*laughing* *ken's awesome moves* *such epic fight* *oh my....* *pewds lines up his pool stick* *pewds looks for approval but finds none* how's it going bros, and welcome to pool *pewds breaks his pool thing* *pewds realizes he sucks at pool* *takes off le shades*
alright m8 420 soo dank check me out bruh 1 v 1 club penguin m8 let's get into this pool business m8 suh dank u know what im sayin fam ken is sucking *pewds is surprised* oh wow! atempts to fix head set *ken approaches with a dog ass in hand* *pewds likes the dog ass* *ken's rape face* *pewds smells the dog ass*
pewds: what is this? *secretly smells ass and enjoys it ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°)* *pewds tries to act disgusted* oh! pewds: you fucking dick! (bring that dog ass back tho) pewds *tries to cover up his dog ass fetish* that is disgusting! wise words from pewds: holy shit it's like i'm at the club what happened over there? pewds: there's bitches in da club.
pewds: what up, *i don't know.* ken: *da fuq?* *high pitched noi---oh my ears are bleeding.* pewds: oh ok, so you can move--oh my god! pewds: hai guys :^) pewds: hey! how's it going guys? pewds: oh man....this thing just went straight for i--*laughs* pewds: this is fuckin' weir--*laughs more* ken: *you ok?*
pewds: aw hell yeah! pewds: welcome to teh future. pewds: alright we gotta work together as a team. pewds: alright? ok here we go. pewds: alright, you gotta put my arm around me. *you two have a.....relationship goin on?* pewds: alright line that shit up for me. pewds: line that shit up. pewds: make sure you don't *inaudible*
pewds: bong! *realizing he didn't hit the ball.* *laughter* *ooh ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) * *cheering* *still cheering ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) * pewds: you see that ladies??? pewds: you see that? pewds: you like this girls? you like shi--*please stahp* ???: here we go(ku)
*hulk* pewds: yeah drink baby. aw yeah you like that shit? both: awww.... *raig tablee but sadly fails* *laughs* pewds: what the fuck just happened? *you fell* *pewds calm down jesus...* *pewds is having a meltdown* *what is even going on here...*
*screaming* *dat booty ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) * ken: damn! pewds: whoahohohoho... pewds: marzia, that was a misclick. pewds: oh my god, there's dominos! pewds: well done! nailed it! *complimenting* *now ken's turn* ken: *mocking pewdiepie* hey everybodie!!111! it pewdiepei
ken: heuheuheuheuehuehue pewds: *da fuq man* pewds: fuck you. ken: fuck you. ken: alright, so what would be in a good situation. we got a ball, a tennis racket *i don't know. play tennis?* ken: fuck you! fuck you! ken: fuck you! pewds: oh my god, ken! ken: wooooooo ken: woooooo!!!!
ken: the fuck is that? pewds: that's your selfie stick dude. pewds: you just threw it away. *oooh a fite!* pewds: alright, let's play tennis together. *snickers* ken: hue......hue... pewds: yeah!!!!! pewds: alright give me a god one. *pewds tries to get the ladies but it doesn't work* *ok, what the hell is going on here?*
*just do it.* *has pewds gone thug life?* pewds: alright, ken. pewds: this bullshit has been going on for too long. pewds: *inaudible*...left and right pewds: i think it's time that you and i... *such lightsaber very star wars* pewds: have a fight to the death. pewds: wait...you can draw dicks?!
* ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) * pewds: hey. they touched. pewds: the tips tou--ah.. pewds: aw....yeah....so hot. *lightsaber sex?* *yeah it is.* *magic.* pewds: oh shit. it's general... *sweet lightsaber moves, ken* *ok now it jus turned weird.* *weirdmaggedon in here alright.*
*laughter* pewds: are you even doing anything? pewds: that's a great flashlig-- pewds: ooohooohhoho.....*rip pewds* star wars: weirdmaggedon 4 confirmed?* pewds: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! *oh shit* pewds: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...*you alright pewds?* pewds: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! ken: *hehehheehhe...i'm still killing you ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) pewds: why did know one tell me...
pewds: ......there is a fucking jab?! * ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) ( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) * pewds: i can sense where they're coming from. pewds: i feel like a fucking badass right now, guys. *final showdown.* pewds i got the high ground! *pulls chair* pewds: you wasn't supposed to be balanced to the force. ken: *but i must......*
*star wars scene* pewds: you were supposed to be my brother, ken!!!!!! *dramatic flip* pewds: dude that was awesome. ken: you like that? pewds: unlimited powerrrrrrrrrr ken: oh no! my leg! *really ken?* ken: i'm melting!! aaah pewds: dicks on you, ya bish! ken: *dying noises*
ken: *still agonizing about his death* *ken.......noooooooooooo* *pewds....how could you?* pewds: this has been steam vr 5 with cinnamontoastken. pewds: go ahead and check out ken. we'll leave a link in the description. pewds: thank you so much for joining us today. pewds: and as always.... *oh shit the fight isn't over* pewds: did i tell you to get up?! *ending death scene of ken*
pewds: subscribes. *brofist* *oh wat dis now* *oh such suspense..very scared* *can't wait for star wars 5: the porno menace.* *to be continued...*
